Mach Schau!

There is a bus driver that regularly operates on the routes that I take whose curly mullet has earned him the nickname of ‘1980s Bus Driver’. It was that very bus driver that took me into the centre of Glasgow on Sunday May 27th, but it wasn’t to the 1980s that he was taking me to. Rather to, firstly, a Club in Germany a couple of decades earlier, and from there onto Matthew Street in Liverpool a few months later.

If there is a better Beatle tribute band (and I’m still not comfortable with that label – they are so much more than that) than Them Beatles then I want to see them. The latest show by Them Beatles, if my opening paragraph didn’t provide you with enough of a clue, took them back to the early years of The Beatles with two sets. The first focused on their time in Hamburg, and the second when they became a near permanent fixture at the Cavern Club in Liverpool.

Ever the anorak, the first thing I wanted to try and establish was exactly when I was getting transported back to. Stereo, in Glasgow’s Renfield Lane, was doubling up for the night as ‘The Star Club’ in Hamburg and if Ringo was in the line-up then that narrowed the time down to either November or December 1962.

That’s where the first surprise of the evening came.

Grahame Critcher took up his normal position behind the drums but not as Ringo Starr but as Pete Best, who would be sacked as The Beatles’ drummer just before the band hit the big time. Just as he does with Ringo, Grahame, with cigarette dangling from the side of his mouth, deftly assumed the persona of Best even throwing in a couple of carefully scripted mistakes just to underline that Best didn’t live up to his name when it came to drumming.

There was a further surprise to come. Although in truth I had seen this one coming. A request on the band’s Facebook page for the loan, for the night, of a right handed Hofner base provided a major clue that four would become five and sure enough Richard, borrowed for the night from The Meatmen, played the role of unfortunate Stuart Sutcliffe for the first six numbers, ending his stint on stage by taking the mic for a rendition of ‘Love Me Tender’ before leaving the stage arm in arm with Astrid Kirchherr.

It’s this remarkable attention to detail, right down to the smallest thing; that really sets Them Beatles apart from other Beatles tribute acts. As an example, there was no alcohol in The Cavern back in 1962 so for their Cavern set Them Beatles drank nothing stronger than coca-cola.

Short of 12 hour sessions, fuelled by Preludin , it would be impossible to truly replicate the Beatle experience of Hamburg but Them Beatles came as close as it is possible to doing just that. There was a real raw, at times almost anarchic, energy to their Hamburg set. The Beatles at their rock and roll best.

                                           (Them Beatles in Rehearsal - 'Ain't She Sweet')

In what was a memorable night in so many ways it is difficult to pick out just a handful of highlights.

Clark Gilmour’s performance as John is truly outstanding, at one point performing, during the Hamburg set, with a toilet seat round his head. There’s that attention to detail again. His vocal highlights, in my opinion, coming in ‘Twist and Shout’ and ‘This Boy’.

Craig McGown gave a fantastic performance as George. ‘Roll over Beethoven’ is a long time favourite of mine and Craig does it justice. Just as he does with ‘Red Hot’ which I was hearing for the first time.

Paul McCartney was as always skilfully played by Joe Kane and if I had to list just one of his highlights I would pick ‘I Saw her Standing There’.

Grahame meantime, back to the more familiar role of Ringo in The Cavern set took the vocals for ‘Boys’ and proved that his talents aren’t just limited to the drum kit.

In truth though this was a night of one high quickly followed by another.  

After the show there was some music supplied by Joe. It’s at this point that my recollection gets a little hazy. There was certainly some beer and some dancing. Or at least what passes for dancing from an overweight, introverted 43 year old. Hell, if I was throwing some shapes it must have been some night.

Them Beatles are off to Canada next month and their travels take them to New Zealand later in the year but if you are a Beatles fan and the opportunity comes to see them then you would be a fool not to take it.

For tour dates and more information please see www.thembeatles.com